The Altrincham Tactical Strike Unit: February 2010

Sunday, 28 February 2010

Match of the day cancelled

I tuned in last night to watch Match of the day, but imagine my horror to find it replaced by Ramsey's Kicked Shin Nightmare.

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"I'm stood outside a supermarket in Gatley, Manchester, and the crowds are going wild, I'll just ask one bystander what all the commotion is about, I'm reliably informed that you, the watchers at home will NOT be disappointed!"

*fights through screaming hoards to interview one hyperventilating fan*

"Hello you're exclusively live on football football football football 24 live first, can you tell us whats going on here?"

"FUCKIN LEE DIXON JUST WENT IN AN BROUGHT A FUCKIN LOAF OF FUCKIN BREAD!!! WE CANNOT FUCKIN BELIEVE IT, HERE.....LEE DIXON..... BUYING BREAD.....IN GATLEY.....LEE FUCKIN DIXON!!!!"

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Match of the day cancelled

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