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Sunday, 27 June 2010

Coming Soon...

Coming soon to a cinemaplex near you....

TEAM USA, staring Walton Goggins as Landon Donovan.

"The French have surrendered

The USA have left it late

and England are left fighting the Krauts"

Saturday, 26 June 2010

The Dempinator

There was a nuclear war. A few years from now, all this, this whole place, everything, it's gone. Just gone. There were survivors. Here, there. Nobody even knew who started it. It was the machines,

A Cybernetic Organism was sent back in time by the skynet computer to destroy humanity's resistance before it even began.

In
stead it ended up playing for the USA.


Listen, and understand. That Dempinator is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until it has scored (or won a penalty)!


The Dempinator rose from the ashes of the nuclear fire. His war to exterminate mankind had raged for decades, but the final battle would not be fought in the future. It would be fought here, in our present. Tonight...