Cockle away pickers

Wednesday, 6 April 2011

Results are in!

Following a grueling 475 days of operation the results we have all been waiting for are in.

The question, as i'm sure you're all aware of was:

IS FOOTBALL THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THE ENTIRe UNIVERSE?


The winner with an unprecidented 100% of the total votes was Marcus Bent. So in light of this, we need to make preparations to hand over the award.
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From: CEO@specialonlinepollsaboutfootball.com
To: *********@hotmail.com; ********@***.com
Subject: RE: Award Ceremony
Date: Tue, 5 Apr 2011 12:03:31 +0000

anyway a successful poll. i think we all voted, then i fucked it up and 1 was registered. i wouldnt have had it any other way. might send an email to marcus bent seeing if hes willing to travel to Chisinau to accept his award.

does anyone have his contact details. ***, you know some folks, get on the guys case, dont accept no as an answer. stalk him mercilessly if you have to. ruin the mans entire life if you have you, break him mentally, he'll give in at some point, they all do.

*****, see if you can get martin tylers monkey to host the event, he should have some spare time on his hands and what doesnt he know about football?

I'll look at getting a suitable arena, about 5k should be enough. I'll email the boss of the UN, I just got an email from him actually (so did about 3000 other people on the mailing list, but cut this bit) see if he can notify some heads of state.

Sky sports will obviously want to air the event, im assuming on a PPV basis, so if you guys can decide between yourselves on who is going to negotiate the contract, that'd be smashing. I'm personally thinking that ***, you might be best for this given your expertise in finance working for RB.... OK,thinking about it, *****, you get on that.

I dunno what sort of trophy we're looking at, ill knock up some artisic impressions on MS paint, feel free to contibute your own. Also design ideas and initiative for invites and ceremonial stage are welcomed. Feel free to disseminate among contacts you have in the Leisure Management / corporate function fields.

We might also want to look at a profile raising campaign at some point also, run competitions, set up a specialised website. But I think we've enough to crack on with for the moment though guys.

Ok thanks.

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