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"but the question on all our minds Paul Merson, is can Tommy Smith score goals in the premiership?"
"No"
"No"
Number Crunching
Professor Reinhard Genzel of the Max Planck Institute for Extraterrestrial Physics on calculating the movement of stars at the centre of the Galaxy
"So, we have a day, then take a week...then the speed of light...hang on, Wow, thats a hundred and eighty billion kilometres. Let me check this, ... I cant deal with that number"
"So, we have a day, then take a week...then the speed of light...hang on, Wow, thats a hundred and eighty billion kilometres. Let me check this, ... I cant deal with that number"
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"I'm stood outside a supermarket in Gatley, Manchester, and the crowds are going wild, I'll just ask one bystander what all the commotion is about, I'm reliably informed that you, the watchers at home will NOT be disappointed!"
*fights through screaming hoards to interview one hyperventilating fan*
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"FUCKIN LEE DIXON JUST WENT IN AN BROUGHT A FUCKIN LOAF OF FUCKIN BREAD!!! WE CANNOT FUCKIN BELIEVE IT, HERE.....LEE DIXON..... BUYING BREAD.....IN GATLEY.....LEE FUCKIN DIXON!!!!"
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