The GUM Clinic

Scene I

Man walks into a sexual health clinic, whispers that he is here for his appointment

every attempt he makes at discretion the receptionist blows out of the water by repeating it back to him loudly.

MAN "I'm here for the test, you know, *Whispers* for sexual stuff"

Receptionist "you want a sexual health test, what do you want testing for: Clamidya?"

MAN "er, yes"

repeats the same fiasco for about 5 or 6 different infections.......

Receptionist then hands a man a clipboard and instructs him to fill out the forms and leave a mobile number as any results he gets will be texted to him, man takes form and goes to sit down.....*fades out*

Scene II

2 Weeks later....

Man is walking through the park, when his phone goes off,

He checks his phone and opens his new message.

Camera pans onto phone screen

It reads,

SOZ MR SMIF, BT U AV GT DA AIDS, LOL!!! :-(