Geoffrey Boycott today launched a blistering attack on Manchester United striker Dimitar Berbatov.
'BLASTED'
Geoffrey branded the Bulgarian hitman a 'disgrace' following his big money move to Old Trafford over the Summer.
'UNDERSKILLED MIGRANTS'
The outspoken former Yorkshire bighitter labelled the frontman an 'expensive mistake' on his personal website
'NOT FROM MY NECK O T'WOODS'
Yorkshires favorite son who is a Manchester United formerly in Lancashire fan is sure to cause friction amongst the playing squad over the form of the 30 million pound signing.
'IS ANYBODY LISTENING?'
Geoffrey Boycott is from Yorkshire
Friday, 30 October 2009
Friday, 23 October 2009
Jensen Button talks of 'great friendship'
“Hes been helping me out ever since my first glorious Seven races streched my lead in the drivers championship over the horizon. I first found him underneath the bodywork of my car whilst the crew were out having a fag break. There he was with a hammer going over my engine and breaking system for me with vigor. When I caught him, he was shocked and looked aghast, but he soon came clean and admitted the truth… He was only making my engine super better and dead fast for me! Just like he told me he did to his own car last year when he won the championship of the world of car racing. Honestly, what a guy!”
“Its been clear to me for some time just what a great guy Lewis Hamilton is, ever since he went straight to the newspapers to let as many people as possible know that he was leaving the UK to avoid attention and publicity. I for one can understand his predicament as he gets so much attention in the mass media as it is, it must really be frustrating, especially when you cant look at things such as large banking and financial institutions, car manufacturers, watch makers, electronic goods producers, drinks and food distributors, toy makers and many more without seeing your own face all over them, on TV, internet and billboards.”
“No wonder he needed to get away from all this attention. And a further measure of the man, as if it were needed was when I finally won the offical world best car driver of the world in Brazil, when Lewis came up to me he was crying like a baby, even I wasn’t that pleased! And I won it!”
“Its been clear to me for some time just what a great guy Lewis Hamilton is, ever since he went straight to the newspapers to let as many people as possible know that he was leaving the UK to avoid attention and publicity. I for one can understand his predicament as he gets so much attention in the mass media as it is, it must really be frustrating, especially when you cant look at things such as large banking and financial institutions, car manufacturers, watch makers, electronic goods producers, drinks and food distributors, toy makers and many more without seeing your own face all over them, on TV, internet and billboards.”
“No wonder he needed to get away from all this attention. And a further measure of the man, as if it were needed was when I finally won the offical world best car driver of the world in Brazil, when Lewis came up to me he was crying like a baby, even I wasn’t that pleased! And I won it!”
Diversion from football causes mind detour
A football manager was wheeled into a european pre match press conference today in a parambulatory device, complete in an adult romper suit. He proceeded to throw toy cars at reporters before initiating a screaming fit and being hastily pushed out by his assistants a mere five minutes into the media event.
Aparently he began to get upset by a question refering to his strange attire. At this point he bust into an even more asonishing tirade, screaming “we’re here to talk about football, yet youre more interested in asking me questions as to why im dressed like a big baby in a pram. I honestly don’t know what goes through your idiotic heads at times, honestly, it beggars belief! Where do you get these crazy ideas from?…..IDIOTS!”
The doors were slammed shut as the aging super manager was carted through an emergency exit to waiting medical staff. This cunning stunt was obviously yet another coup for the master of mind games in the mind games arms race, that has proliferated throughout the course of the fledgling EPL season as several teams traditionally considered to be outsiders vy for european places.
Respected commentator of sporting issues Andy Grey could hardly contain his delight after witnessing the scenes. “My god, just how does he do it? Every year without fail he manages to outwitt and outfox all and every pretender to his throne as the greatest human being that ever lived in the history of the universe. This was yet another curveball that will surely throw his rivals off the scent of the EPL title.”
Aparently he began to get upset by a question refering to his strange attire. At this point he bust into an even more asonishing tirade, screaming “we’re here to talk about football, yet youre more interested in asking me questions as to why im dressed like a big baby in a pram. I honestly don’t know what goes through your idiotic heads at times, honestly, it beggars belief! Where do you get these crazy ideas from?…..IDIOTS!”
The doors were slammed shut as the aging super manager was carted through an emergency exit to waiting medical staff. This cunning stunt was obviously yet another coup for the master of mind games in the mind games arms race, that has proliferated throughout the course of the fledgling EPL season as several teams traditionally considered to be outsiders vy for european places.
Respected commentator of sporting issues Andy Grey could hardly contain his delight after witnessing the scenes. “My god, just how does he do it? Every year without fail he manages to outwitt and outfox all and every pretender to his throne as the greatest human being that ever lived in the history of the universe. This was yet another curveball that will surely throw his rivals off the scent of the EPL title.”
Friday, 16 October 2009
Dealing with the real Issues
Dear Mr X
Thanks for your e-mail. I understand you're extremely unhappy with presenters such as Chris Moyles and Jonathan Ross and you feel they're of a particularly poor quality. Whilst I acknowledge your concerns, the range of tastes and opinions held by our audience is so diverse that it's inevitable some viewers will dislike or disapprove of certain presenters. It's a very rare TV or radio personality who meets with everyone's approval, and it's clear that opinions on individual presenters can vary considerably.
Presenters, such as Chris and Jonathan, are appointed on the basis of their experience and talent, but judgements are often subjective and we would never expect everyone to agree with every choice we make. However I note the strength of your feelings in relation this matter and can assure you that I've registered your complaint on our audience log.
This is the internal report of audience feedback which we compile daily for all programme makers and commissioning executives within the BBC, and also their senior management. It ensures that your points, and all other comments we receive, are circulated and considered across the BBC.Thanks again for taking the time to contact us.RegardsGerald McCuskerBBC Complaints
Thanks for your e-mail. I understand you're extremely unhappy with presenters such as Chris Moyles and Jonathan Ross and you feel they're of a particularly poor quality. Whilst I acknowledge your concerns, the range of tastes and opinions held by our audience is so diverse that it's inevitable some viewers will dislike or disapprove of certain presenters. It's a very rare TV or radio personality who meets with everyone's approval, and it's clear that opinions on individual presenters can vary considerably.
Presenters, such as Chris and Jonathan, are appointed on the basis of their experience and talent, but judgements are often subjective and we would never expect everyone to agree with every choice we make. However I note the strength of your feelings in relation this matter and can assure you that I've registered your complaint on our audience log.
This is the internal report of audience feedback which we compile daily for all programme makers and commissioning executives within the BBC, and also their senior management. It ensures that your points, and all other comments we receive, are circulated and considered across the BBC.Thanks again for taking the time to contact us.RegardsGerald McCuskerBBC Complaints
Sunday, 11 October 2009
Footy fans rise above it
tranmere fans
06/10/09
"Barnes, fuck off you useless wanker"
"Barnes is a disgrace"
"Barnes is a fat usless bastard"
"Barnes should never work in football again"
"Barnes you are a fucking disgrace"
09/10/09
"Sorry it didnt work out john good luck in life"
"Unlucky john, hope you find something"
"I wish you all the best john a true gent, youre better off out of it"
Are these fucking people serious? the same cock suckers screaming vile abuse at a man before the game even kicked off are wishing him well three days later when he gets fired.
How about fuck off you cunts. Just because people are at a footy game they think its acceptable to act like fucking dememted kids, shouting awful abuse at barnes and mcateer before the team touched the fucking ball, yet are the first to act like 'adults' and pretend 'its nothing personal'.
If some cunt was shouting at me like that id consider it to be very personal, in fact id have chinned several of those scally sub human shit bags. I'm from birkenhead and ive had a few cans so im going to call you a wanker for 90 mins thinking its fucking hilarious. I'd have been over the boards and beaten those wee scally fuckers to death with their own fucking reebok classics. FUCK YOU TRANMERE ROVERS
Footy isnt the same as being at work or any shit like that i wont use that wanky analogy of calling the boss a prick at work. But at the same time many people can go to a game of football without threatening one of the managers or shouting vile spitefull abuse at him.
honestly, for such a small group of supporters they must have the highest ratio of fucking arseholes following them in world football. Thanks for ruining the experience of watching my own team you fucking wankers, the kiddie army has taken over.
06/10/09
"Barnes, fuck off you useless wanker"
"Barnes is a disgrace"
"Barnes is a fat usless bastard"
"Barnes should never work in football again"
"Barnes you are a fucking disgrace"
09/10/09
"Sorry it didnt work out john good luck in life"
"Unlucky john, hope you find something"
"I wish you all the best john a true gent, youre better off out of it"
Are these fucking people serious? the same cock suckers screaming vile abuse at a man before the game even kicked off are wishing him well three days later when he gets fired.
How about fuck off you cunts. Just because people are at a footy game they think its acceptable to act like fucking dememted kids, shouting awful abuse at barnes and mcateer before the team touched the fucking ball, yet are the first to act like 'adults' and pretend 'its nothing personal'.
If some cunt was shouting at me like that id consider it to be very personal, in fact id have chinned several of those scally sub human shit bags. I'm from birkenhead and ive had a few cans so im going to call you a wanker for 90 mins thinking its fucking hilarious. I'd have been over the boards and beaten those wee scally fuckers to death with their own fucking reebok classics. FUCK YOU TRANMERE ROVERS
Footy isnt the same as being at work or any shit like that i wont use that wanky analogy of calling the boss a prick at work. But at the same time many people can go to a game of football without threatening one of the managers or shouting vile spitefull abuse at him.
honestly, for such a small group of supporters they must have the highest ratio of fucking arseholes following them in world football. Thanks for ruining the experience of watching my own team you fucking wankers, the kiddie army has taken over.
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