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Friday, 30 October 2009

Just Judge Geoffrey Boycotts Faltering Foreign Finisher

Geoffrey Boycott today launched a blistering attack on Manchester United striker Dimitar Berbatov.

'BLASTED'

Geoffrey branded the Bulgarian hitman a 'disgrace' following his big money move to Old Trafford over the Summer.

'UNDERSKILLED MIGRANTS'

The outspoken former Yorkshire bighitter labelled the frontman an 'expensive mistake' on his personal website

'NOT FROM MY NECK O T'WOODS'

Yorkshires favorite son who is a Manchester United formerly in Lancashire fan is sure to cause friction amongst the playing squad over the form of the 30 million pound signing.

'IS ANYBODY LISTENING?'

Geoffrey Boycott is from Yorkshire

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