A football manager was wheeled into a european pre match press conference today in a parambulatory device, complete in an adult romper suit. He proceeded to throw toy cars at reporters before initiating a screaming fit and being hastily pushed out by his assistants a mere five minutes into the media event.
Aparently he began to get upset by a question refering to his strange attire. At this point he bust into an even more asonishing tirade, screaming “we’re here to talk about football, yet youre more interested in asking me questions as to why im dressed like a big baby in a pram. I honestly don’t know what goes through your idiotic heads at times, honestly, it beggars belief! Where do you get these crazy ideas from?…..IDIOTS!”
The doors were slammed shut as the aging super manager was carted through an emergency exit to waiting medical staff. This cunning stunt was obviously yet another coup for the master of mind games in the mind games arms race, that has proliferated throughout the course of the fledgling EPL season as several teams traditionally considered to be outsiders vy for european places.
Respected commentator of sporting issues Andy Grey could hardly contain his delight after witnessing the scenes. “My god, just how does he do it? Every year without fail he manages to outwitt and outfox all and every pretender to his throne as the greatest human being that ever lived in the history of the universe. This was yet another curveball that will surely throw his rivals off the scent of the EPL title.”
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