Jensen Button talks of 'great friendship'

“Hes been helping me out ever since my first glorious Seven races streched my lead in the drivers championship over the horizon. I first found him underneath the bodywork of my car whilst the crew were out having a fag break. There he was with a hammer going over my engine and breaking system for me with vigor. When I caught him, he was shocked and looked aghast, but he soon came clean and admitted the truth… He was only making my engine super better and dead fast for me! Just like he told me he did to his own car last year when he won the championship of the world of car racing. Honestly, what a guy!”

“Its been clear to me for some time just what a great guy Lewis Hamilton is, ever since he went straight to the newspapers to let as many people as possible know that he was leaving the UK to avoid attention and publicity. I for one can understand his predicament as he gets so much attention in the mass media as it is, it must really be frustrating, especially when you cant look at things such as large banking and financial institutions, car manufacturers, watch makers, electronic goods producers, drinks and food distributors, toy makers and many more without seeing your own face all over them, on TV, internet and billboards.”

“No wonder he needed to get away from all this attention. And a further measure of the man, as if it were needed was when I finally won the offical world best car driver of the world in Brazil, when Lewis came up to me he was crying like a baby, even I wasn’t that pleased! And I won it!”