Jobs for everyone

(The scene is job centre plus)

ACT I

"Hello sir how is your job searching going"

"Well, as you can see, not great. I've been signing on for a few months now"

"Right, yes. Well lets see if we can update any of your job details on the system to help find you something suited to your skills and experience...hang on, .... ok yes. Its got here ESOL teaching, is that correct?"

"Yes thats right, that was my first choice, but ive recently been back to university and got an MSc in town planning, so would it be possible to put it down should any council positions arise?"

"Well sir, to be honest I think thats a little bit hopefull and we dont even have any teaching jobs, so have you got any other experience"

"Yes, quite a bit. I've worked in warehouses and driven vans before..."

"Ok, brilliant, ill put you down as a van driver, and warehouse worker second"

"Right, well ok I do need something, do you have any van or warehouse jobs I can do then"

"No"